Where do airmails go when you die?
Can you imagine how confused a bat would be at a tap dancing concert?
How many bars does a ladder need to be a ladder?
My water bottle smells like a swamp. Havent washed it for a long time. My attempt to grow a fish is looking promising.
Is a renaissance man impressive or just indecisive?
Only the best magicians wear short sleeves.
I start everyday with an egg wash.
Baby robot is VERY different than robot baby.
No matter where you went as a kid there was always another kid with a sweaty head.
I’m going to farm baby corns. It’s a genius plan that I will need 5 feet of land for.
You know when you were in school and you were like “this is not something for the classroom sink i need the bathroom sink”?
Find me one person on Forensic Files who drives a car with four of the same tires.
~Oven Light Ambience~
Having a bath or as i like to say going for a domestic swim.
In my past life I was a CPR dummy.
The dirty tupperware walk of shame.