Shelby Edwards



Can you imagine how confused a bat would be at a tap dancing concert?




Where do airmiles go when you die?




How many bars does a ladder need to be a ladder?




My water bottle smells like a swamp. Haven’t washed it for a long time. My attempt to grow a fish is looking promising.




Is a renaissance man impressive or just indecisive?




Only the best magicians wear short sleeves.




I start everyday with an egg wash.




Baby robot is VERY different than robot baby.




No matter where you went as a kid there was always another kid with a sweaty head.




I’m going to farm baby corns. It’s a genius plan that I will need 5 feet of land for.




You know when you were in school and you were like “this is not something for the classroom sink i need the bathroom sink”?




Find me one person on Forensic Files who drives a car with four of the same tires.




~Oven Light Ambience~ 




Having a bath or as i like to say going for a domestic swim.




In my past life I was a CPR dummy.




The dirty tupperware walk of shame.




I threw a party and invited No-Way-Jose and Jeez Louise. They got into an argument that went on for 3.5 hours.